1:36AM

Very rarely do I type an entry into this blog that has absolutely no bearing on life (mine or otherwise), however tonight seems to be a different story. Here I sit, at 1:30 AM on the eve of the eve of my best friend's wedding and I can't sleep a wink. I'm not sure if it's the excitement that is keeping me awake, or if it's the fact that I had 6 cups of coffee between the hours of 5 and 10 PM. I'm guessing the latter. Regardless, I am awake. I am cold, I am bored... and I am awake.

What does one do when they are cold, bored and awake?? Well, One starts with closing the window. I'll get right on that...

Alright, now that just leaves me with bored and awake. It's funny because sleep would cure both of those woes... however the lack there of is what got me in front of this abnormally bright computer screen in the first place. Damn you irony!

I feel bad for people that are up at this time on a nightly basis. There's really nothing to do. I thought for sure there would be at least one made-for-TV movie starring Joely Fisher on one of the girly channels, but I got nothing! I can't even find a teen saga starring Tracy Gold and those are as common as gay men at Starbucks. (Shout out to my man Scottie P!!) All I can find is various paid programming, Making the band 3 or Cheaters. If that's all I got, I might as well just chew off my own arm or something because, at this point, that seems like my most enjoyable option.

Oh well.

So what's the deal with the world these days?? First there was Katrina, then Rita, then the chicken flu and all this flooding up in the northern midwest. Now, only to add to the madness, Tom and Katie are pregnant and Jessica and Nick are breaking up! I'm sure all of that is mentioned in the Bible somewhere! "My children will recognize the last days when thy Newlyweds shall part and the cherub from the creek whilst carry a child for a loon." I'm pretty sure I read that in Revelation or something.

Seriously Katie, Tom Cruise?? He's sooooo 1992 AND incredibly short... neither of which are compliments. I didn't take you for "that girl", Ms. Holmes. You're not Hollywood.. you're from Toledo!! Snap out of it!!

Alright... we are nearing 2:15am and I am nearing the end of this coffee-triggered tightrope I am currently walking. I fear I will say something I regret if I keep typing willy-nilly. Yes, that's right. Willy-Nilly. I said it. Deal with it.

Plus, I have to drive a few hundred miles in the morning followed by a whirlwind wedding weekend (say that 10 times fast!), so I should at least try to get some sleep. And honestly, now that Jessica and Nick hopped on board the express train to Splitsville... nothing is really worth staying awake for :)

Goodnight friends, I'll be thought-provoking again soon enough.
Tempa